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1	Rooster Difference - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-d...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
2	Panama Canal - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	4
3	Job Function at M&M - Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
4	Like Corn Flakes - Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
5	Physicist - Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use fo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	2
6	Refrigerator Difference - Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when yo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
7	Smart Blonde - Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An indicator of a reall...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
8	Lunch Box Lids - Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2:...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	2
9	Raking Leaves - Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	4
10	Laughter On Monday - Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	4
11	Bilingual Dog - A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll h...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
12	Not A Pharmacist - Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the ty...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
13	Fly Buzzing - Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?A: A Space Invader....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
14	Zebra - Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	4
15	Ponytails - Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve stem....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
16	Affairs With Men - Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
17	Wheel of disfortune - Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa seven!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
18	More Brain Cells Than A Cow - Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pu...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
19	In A Freezer - Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
20	Driver's Test - Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jump...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
21	Centipede - One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half we...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
22	Only Half Way to Norway - Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that lo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
23	Why Legs? - Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
24	Few Gymnasts - Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
25	Long Amusement - Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3