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| A Preist, A Rabbi and A Preacher |
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A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher, and a rabbi
all served as chaplains to the students of Northern
Michigan University in Marquette . They would get
together two or three times a week for coffee and
to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment
that preaching to people isn't really all that hard.
A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One
thing led to another, and they decided to do an
experiment. They would all go out into the woods,
find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they all came together to discuss
their experience.
Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on
crutches, and had various bandages on his body and
limbs, went first. 'Well,' he said, 'I went into the
woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I
began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that
bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap
me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water,
sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became
as gentle as a lamb.. The bishop is coming out next
week to give him first communion and confirmation.'
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair,
had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip.
In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed,
'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I
went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to
read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear
wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him
and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill,
UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek.
So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul.
And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb.
We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.'
The priest and the reverend both looked down at the
rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a
body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running
in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.
The Rabbi looked up and said, 'Looking back on it,
circumcision may not have been the best way to start.' |
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