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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	'Possum - Q. Why did the Opossum cross the road? A. He didn't, he got hit by a car.... Read the whole joke	367	0
2	Bear and a Rabbit - A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie po... Read the whole joke	114	0
3	Chicken - Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was a "chicken".... Read the whole joke	144	0
4	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house... Read the whole joke	119	0
5	Do Elephants Ever Forget? - Q: Does an elephant ever forget? A: Only if you loan him money.... Read the whole joke	94	0
6	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex ha... Read the whole joke	175	3.75
7	Elephant Sex - Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet? Yup, if one steps on... Read the whole joke	157	0
8	Grape and Elephant - Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it? A: None. It just lets out a little ... Read the whole joke	97	0
9	How to Clean a Cat - 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pi... Read the whole joke	93	0
10	Rabbits Chased by Wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket.... Read the whole joke	121	0
11	Seeing Eye Dog - A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man'... Read the whole joke	92	0
12	Talking Dog For Sale - A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner ... Read the whole joke	77	2.5
13	There are no dogs allowed here - A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender sa... Read the whole joke	95	0
14	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ... Read the whole joke	134	2
15	Why Do Penguins Live In Antartica? - Q: Why do penguins live in Antarctic? A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the o... Read the whole joke	88	0