| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Banana jokes - 17428 - Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought some bananas?
They were empty.... Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 2 |
Banana jokes - 17429 - Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.... Read the whole joke |
61 |
0 |
| 3 |
Banana jokes - 17430 - Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 4 |
Banana jokes - 17431 - What is yellow on the inside and green on the
outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 5 |
Banana jokes - 17432 - What's yellow and flashes?
A banana with a
loose connection.... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 6 |
Banana jokes - 17433 - Mother Banana: Why didn't you go
to school
today?
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.... Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 7 |
Banana jokes - 17434 - What would you call two
banana skins ?
A
pair of slippers.... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 8 |
Banana jokes - 17435 - What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up
and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his n... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 9 |
Banana jokes - 17436 - What did the boy banana say to the girl
banana?
"You have a lot of appeal."... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 10 |
Banana jokes - 17437 - What is the easiest way to make a
banana
split?
Cut it in half.... Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 11 |
Banana jokes - 17438 - What is the difference between a banana and a
bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.... Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 12 |
Banana jokes - 17439 - Why is a banana peel on the
sidewalk like
music?
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 13 |
Banana jokes - 17440 - What would you call two
bananas?
A pair
of slippers.... Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 14 |
Banana jokes - 17441 - What is long and yellow and always points
north?
A magnetic banana.... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 15 |
Banana jokes - 17442 - If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
make ?
Slippers !... Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 16 |
Banana jokes - 17443 - What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa
!... Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 17 |
Banana jokes - 17444 - Knock knock
Who's
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?... Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 18 |
Banana jokes - 17445 - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana
!
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !... Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 19 |
Banana jokes - 17446 - How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't... Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bar
jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17502 - There was this little guy sitting
inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move ... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bar
jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17576 - A drunken man was wondering around the
parking lot of
a bar, bumping into every car and then rub... Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 16392 - A drunk stammers out of a bar
and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm
Je... Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 16393 - There were these three
brothers that were
very close to each other. The brothers always went to ... Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 24 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 16394 - A man walks in to a bar and
says to the
bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt... Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 25 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 16395 - A guy stumbles
through the
front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a
beer. ... Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |