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1 Car and train jokes - 18990
- What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.... Read the whole joke
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2 Car and train jokes - 18991
- If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing fr... Read the whole joke
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3 Car and train jokes - 18992
- What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.... Read the whole joke
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4 Car and train jokes - 18993
- What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).... Read the whole joke
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5 Car and train jokes - 18994
- Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver.... Read the whole joke
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6 Car and train jokes - 18995
- What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.... Read the whole joke
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7 Car and train jokes - 18996
- Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road.... Read the whole joke
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8 Car and train jokes - 18997
- What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the ot... Read the whole joke
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9 Car and train jokes - 18998
- What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).... Read the whole joke
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10 Car and train jokes - 18999
- What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine.... Read the whole joke
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11 Car and train jokes - 19000
- What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll cho... Read the whole joke
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12 Car and train jokes - 19001
- What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition.... Read the whole joke
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13 Car and train jokes - 19002
- What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.... Read the whole joke
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14 Car and train jokes - 19003
- Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.... Read the whole joke
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15 Car and train jokes - 19004
- What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !... Read the whole joke
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16 Car and train jokes - 19005
- What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !... Read the whole joke
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17 Car and train jokes - 19006
- What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !... Read the whole joke
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18 Car and train jokes - 19007
- What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !... Read the whole joke
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19 Car and train jokes - 19008
- Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha... Read the whole joke
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20 Car and train jokes - 19009
- Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!... Read the whole joke
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21 Car and train jokes - 19010
- What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !... Read the whole joke
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22 Car and train jokes - 19011
- Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once... Read the whole joke
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23 Car and train jokes - 19012
- A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to del... Read the whole joke
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24 Car and train jokes - 19013
- A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the trai... Read the whole joke
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25 Car and train jokes - 19014
- I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and ... Read the whole joke
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