| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dirty jokes - 20107
- Why did God create women?
To carry semen
from the bedroom to the toilet.... Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 2 |
Dirty jokes - 20108
- If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
bird of true love?
The swallow.... Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 3 |
Dirty jokes - 20109
- How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
Phone her.... Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 4 |
Dirty jokes - 20110
- What is the definition of 'making love'?
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.... Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 5 |
Dirty jokes - 20111
- What should you do
if your girlfriend starts
smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.... Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 6 |
Dirty jokes - 20112
- Whats the difference between oral sex
and
anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes yo... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 7 |
Dirty jokes - 20113
- Whats the difference between premenstrual
tension
and BSE?
One's mad cow disease, the other's ... Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 8 |
Dirty jokes - 20114
- Why do
hunters make the best lovers?
Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once an... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 9 |
Dirty jokes - 20115
- How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them
spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 10 |
Dirty jokes - 20116
- Why
does a bride smile when she walks up the
aisle?
She knows she's given her last blow job.... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 11 |
Dirty jokes - 20117
- Whats the difference
between a bitch and a
whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and ... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 12 |
Dirty jokes - 20118
- Whats the difference between your wife and your
job?
After 10 years, the job still sucks.... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 13 |
Dirty jokes - 20119
- Whats the definition of love,
true love, and
showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.... Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 14 |
Dirty jokes - 20120
- Why is the space between a
woman's breasts
and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easi... Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 15 |
Dirty jokes - 20121
- A couple
decided that the only way to have a
quickie while their ten-year- old
son was in the ... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 16 |
Dirty jokes - 20122
- A male market researcher was calling on homes on
behalf of Vaseline. A woman answered the door."... Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 17 |
Dirty jokes - 20123
- A truck driver was going down a steep incline
when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make... Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 18 |
Dirty jokes - 20124
- A woman
went to the doctor and complained
that she was suffering from I knee
pains. "Do you in... Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 19 |
Dirty jokes - 20125
- Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his
girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, ... Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 20 |
Dirty jokes - 20126
- Q: What
did the leper say to the
hooker?
A: Keep the tip.... Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 21 |
Dirty jokes - 20127
- Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed
lesbians?
A. Militia Etheridge... Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 22 |
Dirty jokes - 20128
- Q: Why did the blonde make love in the
microwave?
A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.... Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 23 |
Dirty jokes - 20129
- Q: Why did the blonde have
a
hysterectomy?
A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 24 |
Dirty jokes - 20130
- Q: What's the ultimate
embarrassment for a
blonde?
A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airp... Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 25 |
Dirty jokes - 20131
- Q: Why
do blondes always drink with
straws?
A: Practice.... Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |