| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Halloween jokes - 21653
- Why is the air so clean and healthy on
Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.... Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 2 |
Halloween jokes - 21654
- Why aren't burgers the
least bit scared
of Halloween?
They're used to people 'goblin' them!... Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 3 |
Halloween jokes - 21655
- What kind of protozoa likes
Halloween?
An amoeboo!... Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 4 |
Halloween jokes - 21656
- What do rednecks do on
Halloween?
Pump-kin!... Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 5 |
Halloween jokes - 21657
- At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 6 |
Halloween jokes - 21658
- Who turns the lights off at halloween
?
The light's witch !... Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 7 |
Halloween jokes - 21659
- Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for
Halloween?
A: Dead.... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 8 |
Halloween jokes - 21660
- What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on
Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat!... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 9 |
Halloween jokes - 21661
- What kind of make up was the girl wearing on
Halloween?
Mash-scara!... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 10 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 16637
- A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets
to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few
questi... Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 11 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 16638
- A new York Divorce Lawyer died
and
arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have ... Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 12 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 16639
- Three men were standing in line to get
into heaven one day.
Apparently it had been a pretty busy... Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 13 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 16640
- A forester and a lawyer were in car
accident and showed up at
the pearly gates together.
St. ... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 14 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 16641
- Three men died in a car accident and
met
Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates.
The Lord spoke u... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 15 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21769
- Two men died and went to Heaven. St.
Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but you... Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 16 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21770
- A fellow finds himself in front of
the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to ... Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 17 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21771
- Did you know that
heaven and hell
are actually right next to each other? They are seperated
by... Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 18 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21772
- Three buddies die in a car crash, and
they go to heaven to an
orientation.
They are all asked... Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 19 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21773
- Three men die in a car accident
Christmas Eve. They all find
themselves at the pearly gates wait... Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 20 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21774
- St. Peter is questioning three married
couples to see if they qualify for admittance to
heaven... Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 21 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21775
- This guy dies and is sent
to Hell.
Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and
... Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 22 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21776
- Recently
a teacher, a garbage
collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the
Pearly Gates. S... Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 23 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21777
- Everybody on earth
dies and goes
to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two
lin... Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 24 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21778
- Three
guys found themselves in
Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,
they were a littl... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 25 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21779
- One day at the entrance to heaven, St.
Peter saw a New York street gang.
walk up to the Pearl... Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |