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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Police jokes - 24476
- While the pope was
visiting the USA, he
told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge ... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 2 |
Police jokes - 24477
- A man pulls up to the curb and asks the
policeman, "Can I park here?"
"No," says the cop.
"What ... Read the whole joke |
25 |
0 |
| 3 |
Police jokes - 24478
- A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident
- body parts everywhere. He is making his notes o... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 4 |
Police jokes - 24479
- How many cops does it take to
throw a man
down the stairs?
None. He fell.... Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 5 |
Police jokes - 24480
- How many LA cops does it take to change light
bulb?
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old b... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 6 |
Police jokes - 24481
- How
many cops does it take to change light
bulb?
Just one, but he is never around when you need... Read the whole joke |
25 |
0 |
| 7 |
Police jokes - 24482
- One evening this
Columbia Yuppie was
stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a
bre... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 8 |
Police jokes - 24483
- A police officer, though scheduled for
all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 9 |
Police jokes - 24484
- A police officer stopped a young man for
speeding. He stepped out
of his patrol car, adjusted hi... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 10 |
Police jokes - 24485
- A police man was on
duty one night and he
headed up to "Make out
Mountain" to try to catch some... Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 11 |
Police jokes - 24486
- A man decided that he was going to ride a
10-speed bike
from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 12 |
Police jokes - 24487
- A seargent is
interviewing three cadets who
were training to become detectives. To test
their ... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 13 |
Police jokes - 24488
- A policeman stops a car and suggests an
apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test. He blow... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 14 |
Police jokes - 24489
- Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is
this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you nee... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 15 |
Police jokes - 24490
- The sheriff of a small
town was also the
town's
veterinarian.
One night the phone rang, an... Read the whole joke |
22 |
0 |
| 16 |
Police jokes - 24491
- A policeman had a perfect spot
to watch for
speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then he discove... Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 17 |
Police jokes - 24492
- As a female
shopper exited a New York
convenience store, a man grabbed
her purse and ran. The c... Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 18 |
Police jokes - 24493
- Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the
state highway in
Waxahachie, Texas. As they were... Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 19 |
Police jokes - 24494
- A defense attorney was cross-examining
a
police officer during
a felony trial - it went like th... Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 20 |
Police jokes - 24495
- A local law enforcement officer stops a car for
traveling
faster than
the posted speed limit. S... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 21 |
Police jokes - 24496
- A local policeman had just finished his shift
one
cold November evening and was at home with his... Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 22 |
Police jokes - 24497
- An off-duty
police officer, familiar with
radar guns,
drove through a school zone within the le... Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 23 |
Police jokes - 24498
- "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the
police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this v... Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 24 |
Police jokes - 24499
- Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have
this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there ... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 25 |
Police jokes - 24500
- The police are looking for a
thief with one
eye
Why don't they use two?... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |