| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Women jokes - 16870
- How do you know when a
woman is about to say
something smart?
- She starts her sentence with... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 2 |
Women jokes - 16871
- How do you
fix a woman's watch?
- It
doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven.... Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 3 |
Women jokes - 16872
- If your dog is
barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who
do you... Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 4 |
Women jokes - 16873
- What's worse than a
Male Chauvinist Pig?
- A woman that won't do what she's told.... Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 5 |
Women jokes - 26031
- I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!
- I don't like to interrupt her.... Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 6 |
Women jokes - 26032
- Scientists have discovered a food
that
diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.
- It's c... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 7 |
Women jokes - 26033
- My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
-
I said, "Dust!"... Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 8 |
Women jokes - 26034
- In the beginning, God created the earth and
rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God cr... Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 9 |
Women jokes - 26035
- Why do men die before
their wives?
-
They want to.... Read the whole joke |
22 |
0 |
| 10 |
Women jokes - 26036
- A man inserted an advertisement in the
classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted."
-... Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 11 |
Women jokes - 26037
- A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they
see a 5-story
hotel with a sign that reads, "For... Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 12 |
Women jokes - 26038
- A man was walking along a beach and stumbled
across an old
lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and ... Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 13 |
Women jokes - 26039
- On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes
through a
severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and ... Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 14 |
Women jokes - 26040
- Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?
-
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!... Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 15 |
Women jokes - 26041
- Should I have a baby after 35?
No, 35
children is enough.... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 16 |
Women jokes - 26042
- What Do you tell a woman with two black
eyes
?
Nothing, you told her twice.... Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 17 |
Women jokes - 26043
- What do you call a woman who has lost
95% of
her intelligence?
Divorced.... Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 18 |
Women jokes - 26044
- Why do women pay more attention to their
appearance than
to improving their minds?
Because mo... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 19 |
Women jokes - 26045
- Teacher: Who was the
first woman on earth?
Fred: I don't know, Sir.
Teacher: Come on, Fred, ... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 20 |
Women jokes - 26046
- Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?
To feed her nightmare.... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 21 |
Women jokes - 26047
- Why did the women cross the road? Well thats
not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?... Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 22 |
Women jokes - 26048
- Why are women
such bad
drivers?
Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathro... Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 23 |
Women jokes - 26049
- Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women
?
Sister: Man-eating sharks.... Read the whole joke |
22 |
0 |
| 24 |
Women jokes - 26050
- Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my
girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over... Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 25 |
Women jokes - 26051
- What do you calll a woman that people sit on
?
Cher !... Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |