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1	A big bird - Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly... Read the whole joke	82
2	A caring son - It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear... Read the whole joke	95
3	A dentis appointment - Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, P... Read the whole joke	71
4	A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes... - A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean ... Read the whole joke	82
5	A game of golf - A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat... Read the whole joke	86
6	A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home... - A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The... Read the whole joke	71
7	A little girl was walking along a beach in California... - A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on a... Read the whole joke	90
8	A man walks into a pub... - The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ... Read the whole joke	77
9	A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar... - A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ... Read the whole joke	69
10	A really bad, terrible mistake - Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know... Read the whole joke	78
11	A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts... - A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At th... Read the whole joke	85
12	A young girl sees her father in the shower... - A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o... Read the whole joke	90
13	A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt... - A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and u... Read the whole joke	70
14	Ashamed - Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang... Read the whole joke	84
15	Changed my mind! - This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk ha... Read the whole joke	84
16	Condom Modelling Rejection - Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery R... Read the whole joke	69
17	Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years... - Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked."Not too ... Read the whole joke	85
18	Good fortune - A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody'... Read the whole joke	81
19	How did Captain Hook die? - Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.... Read the whole joke	67
20	I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with... - I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?"... Read the whole joke	81
21	I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar... - I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a... Read the whole joke	80
22	It finally dawned - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg."Well, ... Read the whole joke	74
23	Little Mermaid - Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the f... Read the whole joke	74
24	Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis... - Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what t... Read the whole joke	86
25	Mirror, mirror - Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door... Read the whole joke	80