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Title |
Category |
Rating |
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AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT (AWNAA)
- WASHINGTON , DC (AP) - President Obama and the US
Congress is considering sweeping legislation, w...Read the whole joke |
Politics |
4.125 |
| 2 |
Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex.
Now, Sex ha...Read the whole joke |
Animal |
3.75 |
| 3 |
Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
3.5 |
| 4 |
Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2.75 |
| 5 |
Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
2.5 |
| 6 |
New scientific element: WOMAN
- Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally rou...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
2.5 |
| 7 |
Are You Really Sure?
- |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
2.5 |
| 8 |
Police are in a chase
- |Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect cros...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
2.5 |
| 9 |
The parrot who wouldn\\\'t talk.
- A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover of talking parrots asked if ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
2.5 |
| 10 |
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
- Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heav...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
2.5 |
| 11 |
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels
- Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels10. "The Man Who Died of Old Age"9. "How Cujo Got His Groov...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
2.5 |
| 12 |
New Preamble To The US Constitution
- "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some...Read the whole joke |
Politics |
2.5 |
| 13 |
A Preist, A Rabbi and A Preacher
- A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher, and a rabbi
all served as chaplains to the students of Nort...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2.5 |
| 14 |
Bubba and Homer
- Bubba and Homer were sitting in back of their trailers, shooting the breeze.
Bubba asked Homer, ...Read the whole joke |
Redneck |
2.5 |
| 15 |
Barocky Road Ice Cream
- In Honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flav...Read the whole joke |
Politics |
2.5 |
| 16 |
Who Is an Obama Fan
- A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an...Read the whole joke |
Politics |
2.5 |
| 17 |
Talking Dog For Sale
- A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog
for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner ...Read the whole joke |
Animal |
2.5 |
| 18 |
Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2.25 |
| 19 |
Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal |
2 |
| 20 |
Blonde Pillsbury Doughboy
- Q. What do you get when you cross the pillsbury doughboy with a blonde??
A. A whiney bitch with a...Read the whole joke |
Blonde |
2 |
| 21 |
The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!
-Phyllis Dill...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2 |
| 22 |
Bad Santa
- A little girl asked santa to send her a sister.
Santa said on one condition, send me your mother...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2 |
| 23 |
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
- Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
2 |
| 24 |
A prisoner with skills
- |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
2 |
| 25 |
A woman's dictionary
- |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
2 |